Diary of an Egotist

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

I love that any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

M!A Prompts for everyone: Feel free to add some.
Servant of Evil: Muse feels as if it has to protect (Anon decided who) from all evil, no matter what Muse has to do it will try to make the other happy, lasts for 2 Days
Daughter of Evil: Muse starts acting like a tyrant, maybe will even fall in love and if there's not enough attention for muse it will go on and get mad. Lasts for 3 Days
Re_Birthday: Muse regrets everything bad they have done, it will feel as if everyone left them because of that, it will just be sad all the time, hoping that the people around it will forgive it's Sins. Lasts 2 Days
Regret Message: Muse feels as if (Anon decides who) passed away and it's their fault, this causes Muse to grab onto something the other held dearly and not let it go, hoping that through a wonder their dearest friend comes back to life, lasts 3 Days.
Judgement of Corruption: Money is the best Lawyer in hell. Muse will be corrupted by money, if somebody gives them money they'll be like your best friend, if you don't have money you're dead to them. Lasts for 2 Days.
Heartbeat Clocktower: Muse has lost it's most dearest friends and starts to explain it's whole being when asked, it sees itself as the collector of it's own personal sins, waiting for Lust and Envy to be collected too. Lasts 2 Days.
messiah or desire: Muse never experienced love and isn't sure how to react to it's feelings towards (Anon decides) and so is a sadistic asshole who tries to hide it's feelings behind a masquerade for 3 Days.
fake or fate?: Muse feels abandoned by (Anon decides) and can only cling onto the happy memories with decided person, even if the person accidentally (or maybe not so accidentally) hurts them it only hurts them more mentally. Lasts 3 Days.
The Game of Life: Oh, welcome to the show, muse has expected you. May you be someone from their first life? Or maybe even their 10th life? Muse has gone through many different lifes (gentleman, delinquent, blind pianist, dreadful man, feminist, corrupted, millionair, a mourning woman, a stressed mangaka, a pedo***** teacher and something so gruesome they tried to forget), so what is their next life? The Anon decides how their life looks like for the next 2 Days!
Death should not have taken thee: Alas, death should not have taken thee, muse! Suddenly the Mun decides that the muse is a hero who is out to be a Hero! Oh no, even though Muse isn't strong enough to be a hero, the setting is already lost! If the die they will be revived but they do not like how they treated and especially not how the "Majesty" doesn't take this seriously! Lasts for 3 Days.
The Wolf that fell in Love with little red Riding hood: Oh Muse, why are your Ears so big? Why do you have so big eyes and why those long claws? Muse is turned into a half Ookami! And what's this shy little (Anon decides who) that walks through their forest? Muse suddenly falls in love with them, but because it is forbidden by god they can't do anything but watch over them, what a tragic love story! Lasts 2 Days.
First Love Academy: Oh, Hello Class President! Um..ah...the weather is surley nice today, isn't it? Suddenly Muse is a shy no-good or a popular womanizer/maneater and in love with the "class president" (Anon decides who), so I wrote you a 7100 Word Letter, do you have time on Saturday? Lasts 3 Days.
Superhero: I will save the world! Muse suddenly wants to be a hero and thinks the biggest enemy is the Government! If this will end good? What about just kicking butts of thiefs? You don't want to end in Prison for messing with the Government, do you? (Anon decides how long)
trick and treat: Your Puppet came to life! Muse thinks they are the long forgotten Puppet of (Anon decides) and wants them to remember, even though they may suffer terrible nightmares they are trying to be nice, despite being a little too much mischievous. Lasts for 3 Days.
Rotten Girl Grotuesque Romance: A bloody kitten head for you, who loved kittens so much! Muse is a crazy Psychopath in love with (Anon decides), if somebody comes too near to their beloved, prepare to die. Of course a bloody Kitten head everyday for the beloved who loves Cats so much! Lasts 2 Days.
Bacterial Contamination: "We're going to ignore her, aren't we? lol" Muse is a victim to bullying and even though they want someone to rely on they can't find a friend. But what's this? The bacterias of mobbing are all over the muse, causing everyone around them to also get them! Lasts 3 Days.
Rolling Girl: "This all must be tiring for you?" Muse is pushed around and doesn't do anything right in others view. Trying to overplay it all Muse is getting more depressed over the time, but what if somebody notices and tells them to stop holding their breath? Lasts 2 Days.
Stop nagging me: My god can you stop nagging me!? Muse is annoyed so easily it's ridiculous, one wrong word said and they are going to be like "Can't you leave alone for just 1 second?" Lasts 10 Hours
Brother is worried: I love "Sister"! Muse is in an obsessive love with (Anon decides) and wants them to not show too much of themself or do something that could be bad for their health, in other words muse is like an annoying all-time worried big sibling. Lasts 6 Hours.
No thank you: No thank you, leave me alone. Muse is sick of their daily life and their frustration keeps building up, not wanting more stress they will say "No" to everything, no matter if it's a good or bad offer/question. Lasts 1 Day.
Heartbreak Headlines: Your love could save someone from loneliness! Muse is shocked about how many people are alone lately and tries to play cupid, even if stopped by quite a few people. Lasts 2 Days.
did-you-kno:

Source

SUPER HEROES.

did-you-kno:

Source

SUPER HEROES.

vegetarianvelociraptor:

one thing i like about homestuck was that they made a kid who wasn’t particuarialy extraordinary at anything, a kid who got along with his father but didn’t have a superb relationship with him, a dorky kid who wasn’t that great at his hobbies but liked them anyway

into a superhero.

gingercorn:

aqono:

prettyflyforaredspy:

the-froosh:

youre-notinthis-alone:

accioandybiersack:

reblogging for reference 

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that is AMAZING

Woah

That “put it back in the first place you looked for it” is such a good idea. I’m going to start doing that, I think.

Woah so THAT’S why they call it squeeky clean…

gingercorn:

aqono:

prettyflyforaredspy:

the-froosh:

youre-notinthis-alone:

accioandybiersack:

reblogging for reference 

Reblogging for future reference 

Reblogging for future reference

that is AMAZING

Woah

That “put it back in the first place you looked for it” is such a good idea. I’m going to start doing that, I think.

Woah so THAT’S why they call it squeeky clean…

FOLLOWERS HELP ME PLEASE

rissa-p:

SO 

IM TRYING TO LOOK OR THAT ONE PART IN HOMESTUCK

WHERE HUSSIE WEARS ONE TROLL HORN, WEARING DAVE’S SHIRT, AND FLYING ON THIS WHITE ANIMAL THING THAT VOMITS ON THESE DUDES HE CALLED BULLIES OR SOMETHING 

GOD

CAN SOMEONE SEND ME A LINK TO THAT ON THE MSPAINTADVENTURES WEBSITE IT WOULD TOTALLY HELP ME, A LOT. 

sobs

Right here, my good man.

AH: Ride.

On this day I learned Lil Seb was named after a fucking horse
Person: Leave me alone
Me: -leaves-
Person: OMG HOW DARE YOU
Disney Characters Magic Anon
Aladdin: Congratulations! You have a magic lamp that grants you three wishes. Use them wisely, and watch your words... Be careful what you wish for, you never know how benevolent your genie is.
Alice: Trapped in a world where nothing makes sense, and my, my; already the number one most wanted person, dead or alive, by the ruler of the land. What could you have possibly done?
Ariel: Dating what daddy hates, as they say. And mute to boot! Dear me, I suppose you’ll have to resort to body language, huh?
Aurora: You just can’t stay awake for long, can you? It’s a curse that can only be broken the old fashioned way. Better get that kiss before you can’t open your eyes again.
Belle: Muse has traded their freedom for someone else’s, and is finding themselves falling in love with their captor
Captain Amelia: Well, if you aren’t a walking contradiction! A flexible frame and a stiff, no-nonsense attitude, you are the greatest captain to ever sail the stars.
Captain Hook: Tick… tock. Tick… tock. The crocodile’s on its way; the way I hear it, that crocodile and your own blood are the only things you fear. But that ticking… it’s awful close isn’t it? Or are you just paranoid?
Cinderella: For one shining moment, everything is right in the muse’s otherwise dark and miserable world, but when the spell is broken…
Commander Roarke: You’re a crafty one. You’re on an expedition to find the greatest discovery of all… but for personal gain, of course.
Doctor Facilier: Failure after failure, you’re in debt to the wrong sort. You have one last chance to do right and get out of your debt… or else.
Esmeralda: What a fantastic dancer you are, you wonderful muse, you. Why don’t you show off your talents on the pole? I hear they’re a sight.
Fix-It Felix: You seem to fix everything you touch! The trouble is you’re trapped in a broken-down dungeon. Dear me, how are you going to get out?
Flynn Rider: How talented you are! Swift, agile, and clever, but the most wanted person in the kingdom. Maybe they won’t catch you; they never do seem to get your picture right.
Gaston: What a prize! Good looking, strong, and beloved by all but the one you want most, and the more they shun you the more cruel you seem to become. Dear me, I should hate to be on the end of that temper. No-one says no to you, but when they do…
Hua/Fa Mulan: Running off, disguised as the gender opposing you, posing as someone else. I admire your gallantry, but careful not to get caught, because if anyone finds out, you’ll bring death upon your head.
Jafar: Well! You are the right-hand to a ruler (no, you silly, not a measuring stick, royalty!), but they’re an idiot. Try as you may, you just can’t usurp the throne (yet, but one day, you swear). At least you have magic.
Jane Porter: Ah, the jungle, what a lovely place. It’s such a pity you’re completely lost in it.
Jasmine: They say a gilded cage is still just a cage, and you would know. You should try to sneak out, but who knows what lays beyond the castle walls? It may be nothing at all, or a grand adventure. But it’s got to be worth the risk!
Jim Hawkins: In trouble with the law as ever, rules were never really your thing. Here’s your chance, rattle the stars! You’re on a grand journey to a place far-off that only ever seemed real to you. But your crew is awful dodgy…
Judge Claude Frollo: What a lustful thing you are, but they are very lovely. You are torn between devotion to your morals (or religion), and your passion. What will win?
Kida: Your people are dying, but are a most peaceful lot. And then they invade, strangers, those who answer your open RP, and it’s a real mystery on if they’re good or bad. Careful now, you might kill off the help, or help the killers.
Kuzco: Everything’s about you, isn’t it? Well, for all your arrogance, you’re turned into a very silly creature. Nothing cool, like a wolf or a fox, because that’s not a punishment. The very animal you hate the most, but luckily, not an insect.
Lady Tremaine: Why cause physical damage when you can destroy them psychologically? And you really know how to ruin a good day, don’t you? Everyone is your servant or someone to impress. Careful you don’t speak down to someone who will make you regret it.
Lilo: All alone and very strange, with a love for hula and an even deeper love for Elvis (he’s your idol, after all). Why not choreograph a hula to an Elvis song? Good luck getting help on that…
Li Shang: Ah, you. Left in charge to train these idiot soldiers. Everyone is a soldier in needing of training to you, but did they send you daughters, when you so specifically asked for sons?
Silver: You’re a cyborg, how keen. I suppose you really do give up a few things, chasing a dream. Well, it’s your lucky break: Your dream is about to come true! But… is the dream really worth the life of someone you’ve grown to care for?
Maleficent: Snubbed to a baby shower, well, you’ll show them! You’ll curse that child, and when they get older, you’ll make sure that they die. After all, what’s the point of killing them when they’re not beloved? But you have to find them, first.
Milo Thatch: Ah, you’re a loser. How silly. One day, you’ll prove yourself. One day, you’ll show them that you’re not crazy. And here’s your chance to prove what you’ve been saying all along! I hope they believe you.
Mother Gothel: Goodness, you’re ancient. And those toads nicked your plant that keeps you young (well, young looking. Like I said, you’re ancient). How rude of them. Better find a way to steal back your plant before your age catches up with you.
Nani: Your family is dead, and you’re left in charge of a very young sibling you may or may not have known you had. And they haven’t even hit the double digits. How cute. How troublesome they are, too, and you have to try and provide. Dear me…
Naveen: Ah, to have it all. Looks, a kingdom, a palace AND a castle, servants and many lovers… except for the part where you were disinherited. At least they can’t disinherit you from your good looks and your ukulele. Prove yourself to be unselfish, though, and maybe you’ll get your inheritance back.
Peter Pan: Goodness, you’re young. With all your first teeth! It’s a pity you never really think, and forget things so easily. And so cocky… at least you’re energetic and well-meaning (for the most part).
Prince Adam/The Beast: Who did you make angry? You’re now a hideous beast, until you can prove that you’re really a good person (which is difficult, thanks to your short temper and that the longer you are a beast, the more your mind becomes like an animal). Time limits are a pain, aren’t they?
Prince Charming: The one who fits this slipper… you’re smitten with the potential owner of this nifty bit of unusual footwear, you best try it on everyone in the kingdom. It never seems to fit anyone though, and you’re getting more and more desperate.
Prince Eric: Was it a delusion? You don’t think so. You’re gonna find ‘em. And marry ‘em. Their voice is enough of a key. Your new mute friend is making it almost seems pointless to keep looking, you like them so much. But that voice… and you’re not really feeling yourself, are you?
Prince Florian/Ferdinand/Frederick/The Prince: You’re in love, how quaint! And like many others you’re on a quest to find them (pesky loves just can’t stay found, after all…), but the way you’ve heard it, they’re dead. Best look all over those woods, I suppose…
Prince Phillip: Ah, betrothal. It would have been all right, but that peasant you met really caught your eye. You’ll have to fight your way to where they’re imprisoned, though. It’ll be dangerous, are you prepared for that?
Quasimodo: Goodness gracious, you’re not really a looker are you? But you have a good heart. You’ll have to convince others you’ve a good heart, because physically… well then.
Queen Grimlhilde: Mirror mirror on the wall who is fairest of them all? Not you, apparently. Second place was never for you (vanity is a cruel thing, isn’t it?), time to kill the one who is fairer than you, I suppose (why not mar their appear- oh, all right).
Rapunzel: Trapped in a tower, high above the world, it’s a lonely thing, and you are so bored. But it seems you’ve a visitor. Time to convince them to take you on an adventure.
Sergeant Calhoun: A tragic backstory has made you a hard-hearted soldier. The first cut is the deepest, they say. And now you’re stuck in a world quite opposite your own, and if you die, that’s it. Best be careful, pet.
Snow White: What on earth did you do to be hunted down? You certainly don’t know.
Tarzan: You look as if you’ve never seen another of your own race before (and… you haven’t). Strangers like me indeed (well, like you). Two worlds collide as you meet another of your own race, who was raised as your own race commonly has been, while you… were rather oppositely so.
Tiana: Hard work and no play… well you get the idea. No-nonsense and no-fun allowed with you; you haven’t the time. Work, work, work, and no help needed.
Ursula: Well, exact words are a game you love. You’ve got powerful magic on your side, after all. Why bother playing fair? Fair is for the good, and you? Well, good is no fun.
Vanellope: Nobody in your life seems to like you, and you’re quite lonely. All you really want is a friend, and a friend, moreover, who will help you attain that unattainable goal everyone says you will never reach: Winning that race.
Wendy Darling: Everything out to get you, you really ought to stop making people jealous. One of these times, they’ll actually kill you. At least you’re a good storyteller and parental figure.
Wreck-It Ralph: Nobody appreciates you, and you’re quite sick of it. You’re on a quest to find your destiny or whatever. I hope it goes well, but it’s gonna be a bit dangerous.
Yzma: Egads, you’re an ancient thing. I think there are dinosaurs are younger than you. At least you think you’re a stunner, that’s what counts. But you didn’t like being betrayed for no real reason, and you’re going to get vengeance with a brilliant, brilliant plan.
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.